 Tiếng Việt |
Joke
| |
| | | | | | 2007 Jan 10 13:44 From: eg_303
Title: Devil in disguise- | | |
This
lady dies and goes to hell as she’s walking someone ask her, “You must
of did something bad to go to hell.” She replies, “Well the devil lied
to me so I killed him.” |
| | | | |
| | | | | | | 2007 Jan 10 13:13 From: eg_303 | | |
A guy goes
and sees his gastroentreologist and sits there waiting for him. As the
doctor gets ready the guy ask him, “so is this your first time”, he
replies, “no, there were many assholes before you..” |
| | | | |
| | | | | | | 2005 May 22 14:20 From: jaybee | | |
What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast, "If we don't get some support round here, people are gonna think were nuts" |
| | | | |
| | | | | | a funny Joke
Breasts and penises
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
Son: "Onions?"
Father: "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers,
"Well, dear, like women, men go through phases, too. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard with it's sturdy acorns. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up &the balls just hang there for decoration!" |
| | | | |
| | | | | | ik zat marketing te leren.. dus ik schreef supermarkt op maar ik vergat de U maar ik d8 zo van. maakt nix uit.. ik snap het wel.. maar toen ik het ging lezen .. moet je maar es opschrijven.. love you!
ik |
| | | | |
| | | | | | | 2005 Apr 09 12:31 From: mee.ra | | |
sex is like a casino...liquor on the front and poker on the back....
=P~! |
| | | | |
| | | | | | lol i lo0k bllak? lolz u funny buh haha tnx fo tha komps |
| | | | |
| | | | | | What's the difference between Northern and Southern fairy tales?
Northern: "Once upon a time...."
Sounthern: " Ya'll aint gon' believe this shit...."
=p har har har.... |
| | | | |
|
|
|
 |
